Pandabate

The act of jacking off while baiting a bear trap with bamboo.

My traps were empty again, probably because all the pandabating I did when I set them. Pandas can smell semen. I guess I won't pandabate if I intend to actually CATCH one.

by Chiznicken December 15, 2017

Yogurt pants

Yoga pants when worm by someone obviously too obese to be doing any yoga.

what is that she's wearing?

Yogurt pants dude.

by Chiznicken December 15, 2017