A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
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Get the depressed andrew mug.Something me and my dumbass 5th grade friends are going through right now thanks to you know what.GURLS!
5th grade girl:Do you know why your friend is so DEPRESSED.
Boy:Probably because ever since you rejected him he is the"Proud" president of the suicide squad.
Thats DEPRESSION
Boy:Probably because ever since you rejected him he is the"Proud" president of the suicide squad.
Thats DEPRESSION
by 5th grade dummy April 4, 2019
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Get the chest depressed mug.Day after Halloween in which you are extremely sad because you did nothing on Halloween, you didn't wear a costume or watch a movie or go to a party so you feel like you wasted one of the best days of the year.
Friend on November 1: Why are you so sad?
Me: I didn't do anything on Halloween, i didnt even hanged out with friends at all
Friend: I think you have Halloween depression
Me: I didn't do anything on Halloween, i didnt even hanged out with friends at all
Friend: I think you have Halloween depression
by Tsukkii November 1, 2019
Get the Halloween depression mug.1.(Freshman girl 1)OMG I have depression. (Freshman girl 2) OMG ME TOO. (me actually depressed) shut your ass up i have been diagnosed with depression. BY A DOCTOR!
2. I AM GOING TO COMMIT SELF OOF.
3.Man i wish i was good enough. i should kill myself then people would be happy
2. I AM GOING TO COMMIT SELF OOF.
3.Man i wish i was good enough. i should kill myself then people would be happy
by Depressed Kid 69420 December 19, 2019
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