Depression jack

A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.

I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle

by DanTheWan August 12, 2023

depressed andrew

Usually very depressed about litttle things but all of it adds up

Wow...Look at depressed andrew

by Pickle Rick 09 October 12, 2017

Depression

Something me and my dumbass 5th grade friends are going through right now thanks to you know what.GURLS!

5th grade girl:Do you know why your friend is so DEPRESSED.
Boy:Probably because ever since you rejected him he is the"Proud" president of the suicide squad.
Thats DEPRESSION

by 5th grade dummy April 4, 2019

chest depressed

An insecure feeling a woman can have about the size, feel, or general look of her bosoms.

I know I shouldn't be chest depressed, but I am.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Halloween depression

Day after Halloween in which you are extremely sad because you did nothing on Halloween, you didn't wear a costume or watch a movie or go to a party so you feel like you wasted one of the best days of the year.

Friend on November 1: Why are you so sad?
Me: I didn't do anything on Halloween, i didnt even hanged out with friends at all
Friend: I think you have Halloween depression

by Tsukkii November 1, 2019

Depression

Reece Weber

Are you like Depression

by dunno0422 November 16, 2023

Depression

Depression
1.Something all freshman girls have.
2.Wanting to commit self oof
3.Being sad

1.(Freshman girl 1)OMG I have depression. (Freshman girl 2) OMG ME TOO. (me actually depressed) shut your ass up i have been diagnosed with depression. BY A DOCTOR!
2. I AM GOING TO COMMIT SELF OOF.

3.Man i wish i was good enough. i should kill myself then people would be happy

by Depressed Kid 69420 December 19, 2019