Tim: Oh my god! Did you see John? He was traieying REAL HARD last night!
Bob: Yep! That table stood no chance
Bob: Yep! That table stood no chance
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
(pronounced: Lettuce) A leafy, green vegetable that wants consumed. Once consumed said leafy, green vegetable passes through the digestion system until you eventually shit it out. Also known as EATING VEGETABLES!!!!
Mom: Eat your mother fucking LETTIS!!!!!
Chad: No it’s too juicy and green and leafy
Mom: EAT YOUR LETTIS CHAD!!!!!
Chad: Noooooooooooooooooooooo :(
Chad: No it’s too juicy and green and leafy
Mom: EAT YOUR LETTIS CHAD!!!!!
Chad: Noooooooooooooooooooooo :(
by BigManLettuce March 11, 2024
(Pronounced Bob) The act of choking on a liquid produced by someone else. Such as Pepi, Cok, and Irn Bru.
Usually as a result of sudden emotion like laughter, excitement, or shock.
Usually as a result of sudden emotion like laughter, excitement, or shock.
Russel: Did you see Harry making Timothy BAWB all night last night at the party?!?!?
Billy: Yeah I wish that was me
Russel: Hold up…what?
Billy: Huh what? Who said that?
Billy: Yeah I wish that was me
Russel: Hold up…what?
Billy: Huh what? Who said that?
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
This can interpreted in numerous fashions.
1) the measurement of the length of the e wooden door in which one closes to retain the heat in their residual abode.
2) what your mother says when she sees me
3) the distance between the place of your stayingness and the place of your holidayingness. For example: Stayingness in USA, holidayingness in Greece.
4) the waiting list for health care assistance
5) the length of one’s penis
6) the original length of the twin towers before September 11th 2001!
1) the measurement of the length of the e wooden door in which one closes to retain the heat in their residual abode.
2) what your mother says when she sees me
3) the distance between the place of your stayingness and the place of your holidayingness. For example: Stayingness in USA, holidayingness in Greece.
4) the waiting list for health care assistance
5) the length of one’s penis
6) the original length of the twin towers before September 11th 2001!
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
The process in which someone undergoes to commit to achieving the PERFECT Chad. This is very intense. This should be attempted by guy bosses or man wives! No undertrained simpletons should attempt this act.
By mewwling you will gain an unrealistic and irresistible Chad! You will bunches of bitches!
By mewwling you will gain an unrealistic and irresistible Chad! You will bunches of bitches!
by BigManLettuce March 11, 2024