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Dust

1) Small particles that float around us

2) The Twin Towers after the planes hit them

3) Your nan

4) Your first ever childhood dog that you loved so dearly with ALL your heart and soul. You loved that dog more than anything and did anything for that animal, but now it’s gone! Dust! Get over it! There will be other dogs!
It’s all turned to dust!
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
mugGet the Dustmug.

Depression

1) That dark place that you fall back into after years of trying and trying to fight your fight your way out! That place where nothing makes you happy, where everything is dark and sad. You continue to try and try to fight your way back out but you only fall deeper and deeper into a health deteriorating state of utter depression and anxiety.

2) Something every edgy 12 year old claims to have after listening to MCR for the first time!

3) Being in school

4) That thing that Germany through after WW1

5) (to the theme of that one One Direction song) THE STORY OF MY LIFE
I have depression. It is eating me up from the inside. I hate depression!
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
mugGet the Depressionmug.

Skewl

From the ages of 4 to 18 the government forces you to spend between 6 and 8 hours in the godforsaken hellhole!

It may help education but rest assured, if you no like learning this no the for the place for you. No go if no want learn! No go if no want educationated! No go full stop! Just no go!
Victor went to skewl. Victor hated skewl. Victor still stayed at skewl. Victor hated life and skewl. Victor drew drawings in skewl. Victor failed skewl. Victor went homeless. Victor died alone. GO TO SKEWL (School)
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
mugGet the Skewlmug.

Mewwling

The process in which someone undergoes to commit to achieving the PERFECT Chad. This is very intense. This should be attempted by guy bosses or man wives! No undertrained simpletons should attempt this act.

By mewwling you will gain an unrealistic and irresistible Chad! You will bunches of bitches!
“I’m gonna start mewwling today!”
by BigManLettuce March 11, 2024
mugGet the Mewwlingmug.

Schewpid

The word is Stupid not Schewpid!
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
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Traiey

(Pronounced Tray) To beat the goddamn shit out of something like a table or a wall or a door!
Tim: Oh my god! Did you see John? He was traieying REAL HARD last night!

Bob: Yep! That table stood no chance
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
mugGet the Traieymug.

Kretayshus

The period of time in which you crawled out of, old man!
You are kretayshus!
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
mugGet the Kretayshusmug.

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