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Schewpid

The word is Stupid not Schewpid!
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
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Depression

1) That dark place that you fall back into after years of trying and trying to fight your fight your way out! That place where nothing makes you happy, where everything is dark and sad. You continue to try and try to fight your way back out but you only fall deeper and deeper into a health deteriorating state of utter depression and anxiety.

2) Something every edgy 12 year old claims to have after listening to MCR for the first time!

3) Being in school

4) That thing that Germany through after WW1

5) (to the theme of that one One Direction song) THE STORY OF MY LIFE
I have depression. It is eating me up from the inside. I hate depression!
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
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Dust

1) Small particles that float around us

2) The Twin Towers after the planes hit them

3) Your nan

4) Your first ever childhood dog that you loved so dearly with ALL your heart and soul. You loved that dog more than anything and did anything for that animal, but now it’s gone! Dust! Get over it! There will be other dogs!
It’s all turned to dust!
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
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Long

This can interpreted in numerous fashions.

1) the measurement of the length of the e wooden door in which one closes to retain the heat in their residual abode.

2) what your mother says when she sees me

3) the distance between the place of your stayingness and the place of your holidayingness. For example: Stayingness in USA, holidayingness in Greece.

4) the waiting list for health care assistance

5) the length of one’s penis

6) the original length of the twin towers before September 11th 2001!
That is really long!
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Kretayshus

The period of time in which you crawled out of, old man!
You are kretayshus!
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Cody

There’s a Cody in that field!
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Skewl

From the ages of 4 to 18 the government forces you to spend between 6 and 8 hours in the godforsaken hellhole!

It may help education but rest assured, if you no like learning this no the for the place for you. No go if no want learn! No go if no want educationated! No go full stop! Just no go!
Victor went to skewl. Victor hated skewl. Victor still stayed at skewl. Victor hated life and skewl. Victor drew drawings in skewl. Victor failed skewl. Victor went homeless. Victor died alone. GO TO SKEWL (School)
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
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