The process in which someone undergoes to commit to achieving the PERFECT Chad. This is very intense. This should be attempted by guy bosses or man wives! No undertrained simpletons should attempt this act.
By mewwling you will gain an unrealistic and irresistible Chad! You will bunches of bitches!
By mewwling you will gain an unrealistic and irresistible Chad! You will bunches of bitches!
by BigManLettuce March 11, 2024

by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024

From the ages of 4 to 18 the government forces you to spend between 6 and 8 hours in the godforsaken hellhole!
It may help education but rest assured, if you no like learning this no the for the place for you. No go if no want learn! No go if no want educationated! No go full stop! Just no go!
It may help education but rest assured, if you no like learning this no the for the place for you. No go if no want learn! No go if no want educationated! No go full stop! Just no go!
Victor went to skewl. Victor hated skewl. Victor still stayed at skewl. Victor hated life and skewl. Victor drew drawings in skewl. Victor failed skewl. Victor went homeless. Victor died alone. GO TO SKEWL (School)
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024

(Pronounced Bob) The act of choking on a liquid produced by someone else. Such as Pepi, Cok, and Irn Bru.
Usually as a result of sudden emotion like laughter, excitement, or shock.
Usually as a result of sudden emotion like laughter, excitement, or shock.
Russel: Did you see Harry making Timothy BAWB all night last night at the party?!?!?
Billy: Yeah I wish that was me
Russel: Hold up…what?
Billy: Huh what? Who said that?
Billy: Yeah I wish that was me
Russel: Hold up…what?
Billy: Huh what? Who said that?
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024

1) Small particles that float around us
2) The Twin Towers after the planes hit them
3) Your nan
4) Your first ever childhood dog that you loved so dearly with ALL your heart and soul. You loved that dog more than anything and did anything for that animal, but now it’s gone! Dust! Get over it! There will be other dogs!
2) The Twin Towers after the planes hit them
3) Your nan
4) Your first ever childhood dog that you loved so dearly with ALL your heart and soul. You loved that dog more than anything and did anything for that animal, but now it’s gone! Dust! Get over it! There will be other dogs!
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024

(pronounced: Lettuce) A leafy, green vegetable that wants consumed. Once consumed said leafy, green vegetable passes through the digestion system until you eventually shit it out. Also known as EATING VEGETABLES!!!!
Mom: Eat your mother fucking LETTIS!!!!!
Chad: No it’s too juicy and green and leafy
Mom: EAT YOUR LETTIS CHAD!!!!!
Chad: Noooooooooooooooooooooo :(
Chad: No it’s too juicy and green and leafy
Mom: EAT YOUR LETTIS CHAD!!!!!
Chad: Noooooooooooooooooooooo :(
by BigManLettuce March 11, 2024
