1. (sympathetically) These things happen, even if we don't like them.
2. (sarcastically) Learn to live with it, you whiner!
2. (sarcastically) Learn to live with it, you whiner!
1. "No fun tonight. The party's been canceled."
"That's the way the cookie crumbles."
2. "You scratched my car!"
"That's the way the cookie crumbles!"
"That's the way the cookie crumbles."
2. "You scratched my car!"
"That's the way the cookie crumbles!"
by Downstrike May 28, 2004
Get the That's the way the cookie crumbles.mug. legit the cutest cookie in the game cookie run: kingdom and is also a king (the best king obviously)
by shinjijoshdestroyer2000 September 16, 2021
Get the custard cookie IIImug. cookies dipped in vodka.
Or
Cookies you eat immediately after drinking straight vodka to make the taste of straight vodka go away.
Or
Cookies you eat immediately after drinking straight vodka to make the taste of straight vodka go away.
Person 1: Im sad.
Person 2: Dont worry have some Happy Vodka Cookies, it will make everything better!
Person 1: Oh yes so it does!
Person 2: Dont worry have some Happy Vodka Cookies, it will make everything better!
Person 1: Oh yes so it does!
by squigglemuffin July 12, 2010
Get the Happy Vodka Cookiesmug. A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.
by Al May 31, 2004
Get the that's the way the cookie crumblesmug. Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.
by Maxwell February 14, 2005
Get the Mexican Fortune Cookiemug. The most crazy delicious treat the world has ever known.
Benefits of consumption include building girls of courage, confidence, and character, who make the world a better place via the application of life skills such as goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills and business ethics.
www.girlscoutcookies.org
Benefits of consumption include building girls of courage, confidence, and character, who make the world a better place via the application of life skills such as goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills and business ethics.
www.girlscoutcookies.org
"Do Girl Scout Cookies help girls positively impact their communities and the world?"
Through a mouthful of Thin Mint: "Yesh!"
Through a mouthful of Thin Mint: "Yesh!"
by tinjuchic February 5, 2010
Get the Girl Scout Cookiesmug. An extremely large areola on a plus sized girl that resembles an oatmeal raisin cookie, may also make u want to yell "Whoop Areola!!!"
by JFreshReed February 6, 2010
Get the Oatmeal Raisin Cookiemug.