bagels and roast beef 

1.) in reference to an old woman's crotchial region.
2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.

damn -- Grandpa had some straight up bagels and roast beef last night!

bagels and roast beef by ohhcheese July 16, 2006

Here's the beef! 

In 1984, after the popularity of Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers skyrocketed thanks to the runaway success of it's 1983 TV commercial, which featured actress Claire Pellar asking the question "Where's the beef?", some men started sporting T-shirts that answered that question with the remark "Here's the beef!" as a joke.

When I was at a donkey basketball game I saw a man wearing a purple T-shirt that said in big letters "Here's the beef!".

Here's the beef! by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 25, 2008

hot beef injection 

A metaphor for ejaculation into the pussy, ass, or mouth. The cock is the "needle" and the cum is the serum. The cock penetrates and "injects" cum like a needle injects serum into the body after piercing the skin.

An expression of the desire to fuck or be sucked off and then cum inside the fuck partner.

She'll know you're a man after you give her your hot beef injection!! (heard at summer camp).

Open your mouth so I can give you my hot beef injection.

hot beef injection by Athanjay Ouillquay April 16, 2010

Ass Beef 

whenn you have large hairy moles around your poop shoot that resemble taco beef.

Dude!! look at that bitches ass beef! ahhhhhhh

Ass Beef by K&T&J July 31, 2006

roast beef curtains 

The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.

Farrah's dungeon master pierced her roast beef curtains with a rusty fish hook.

roast beef curtains by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008

Roast Beef Syndrome 

A brown discoloration on the vaginal lips, often seen on porn stars.

When I went down on Tina, she had some wicked Roast Beef Syndrome that reminded me of an Arby's Big Montana

Roast Beef Syndrome by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

Angular Beef 

When you can't find the word to describe a feeling or process. Replace it with "angular beef".

Ah crap! I can't figure this angular beef shit out!

Angular Beef by Lizbeeeth April 5, 2010