A large metal, aluminum, or wooden shaped rod used in the jewelry industry to measure the size of rings and to jam in the pussy of horny female sales associates.
Also can be broken down to be pronounced as "Man Drill" instead of Mandrel.
Also can be broken down to be pronounced as "Man Drill" instead of Mandrel.
(Bob) Hey Barbara, can you pass me that ring mandrel so I can see what size this customers' ring is?
(Barbara) Sure can, as soon as I'm done pleasuring myself with it!
(Barbara) Sure can, as soon as I'm done pleasuring myself with it!
by Definiapro20034 March 13, 2011

John: dude my new gf is really into ringing the bell.
Jack: that sucks for you, your balls are gonna be so sore from being hit that much
Jack: that sucks for you, your balls are gonna be so sore from being hit that much
by Dangeous October 16, 2023

When one player takes pineapple rings and tries to get them to land around the "Post" (a.k.a mans penis). The winner gets to eat the rings at the end of the game.
by Bwahahah Hahahaha May 14, 2018

The five fundamental holes of all females suited for penile insertia (the anus, vagina, mouth, ear and not forgetting nostril).
Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.
Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.
We just creamed Julies Newton Rings.
You... me..... newtons?
I just SMASHED her newton rings.
I'd love to be in her newton rings.
I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.
You... me..... newtons?
I just SMASHED her newton rings.
I'd love to be in her newton rings.
I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.
by SHAMID! December 7, 2010

James- “Hunter is a ring fucker”.
Nate- “What did he do”?
James- “He fucked Calvin’s girlfriend of 2 years”.
Nate- “What did he do”?
James- “He fucked Calvin’s girlfriend of 2 years”.
by Amos/Jjquillen13 August 2, 2020

When a man grabs a group of friends and has a tribal ceremony with a tiki torch. He takes said tiki torch and inserts it through each members anal tube.
by anonymous June 18, 2022

Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!
by KingLucifer January 17, 2021
