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zoot

A big spliff often packed with marijuana
Yo don I got a fat zoot wanna play traffic lights?
by sam!!!!!!!!!!! May 4, 2008
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Zooted

I hit two bumps and got zooted
by Fatbaghiz22 March 25, 2022
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Zooted

When you smoke marijuana and you are high as a mo'fcka.
Damn dog, I just smoked this blunt and im completely zooted.
by Big Perm February 10, 2003
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Zorato

A mythical reptilian/insectoid creature from the volcanic-swamp planet of Tyra'Usi.

The natives of the planet Tyra'Usi, the Tirothens, talk of an ancient creature that once plundered the lands of this world. They describe Zorato to be anywhere from seven feet and three inches to seven feet and eight inches in height, said to be around two thousand pounds in weight, and has the length of eleven feet from extended mandibles to tail.

The literal meaning of Zorato Styrano, in the Tirothen tounge, means 'Underground Reaper' or 'Reaper of the Underground'.

The myth of this creature is very ancient to the natives of Tyra'Usi and say Zorato is a god of destruction and underworld. The story of Zorato goes back to the golden age of Tyra'Usi, or what the Tirothens call this period of time, 'Tinira Assui', which literally means 'Great Time'. The capital city of Tyra'Usi, Syunia'Yuia, fell victim to great destruction during the time of religious ceremony at night. During this time, Syunia'Yuia was remembered having large earthquakes where buildings would cave into themselves, and the natives ran around in confusion and fear. Then a large beast with scythe-like claws would explode out of the ground with a loud pitched noise and take the confused down into the darkness again, to never be seen again.

By dawn the city was in ruins and the only reminder of this nightmarish creature is the once proud city of Syunia'Yuia, which is now to this day in ruins. Fear that the creature now known as Zorato would come and take them into the ground again never see the light of day again.

Though this creature was never reportedly seen again, the natives of Tyra'Usi still remember the dark creature of the ground. After that day many, many years ago, Zorato has always been blamed for earthquakes by the Tirothen priests, and was taken as a sign of anger from Zorato.

A religious book, much similar to our Holy Bible, called 'Issa Ty Zorato', which literally means 'Book of Zorato', has been written with many prophecys of the death that Zorato has caused. Religious ceremonys are held at night every two days. A eleven foot hole is dug and sacrifical offers are offered to, Zorato Styrano, the Underground Reaper, or the god of destruction and underworld.
"Eysia'Eta euir fedeil kyialis Zorato wetia'caya za?"
by Zorato October 29, 2004
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zoot-conscious

When a person in a group of people smoking weed, is extremely aware of the joint being passed around. He/she will be scared that the zoot might not make it back to them for another toke or that the person smoking it might drop it. A zoot-conscious individual will go as far as reaching his/her arm out to take the zoot without being offered it or even being the next in line.
Harry: Hey, can I have the zoot
Amber: Mate, you are so zoot-conscious
by k-man1989 September 3, 2010
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Zoot

A cannabis cigarette, a joint, a reefer, a spliff, a bifter, a phatty, a spleef, a blunt, a booder.
"Pass the zoot!"
by chewrocket October 25, 2008
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beit zonot

A Hebrew phrase, which means "whorehouse". Widely used in the Israeli army, IDF, to describe a situation or a place, in which fun is being made.
Commonly used also among the Israelis.
- "So, Yossi, how is your service"?
- "Great! I am doing beit zonot in the Kirya".

(The Kirya is the ultimate military base of the jobnicks).
by phlegmat May 13, 2005
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