zoomspplj

1. Probably to work
2. A forceful or speedy ejaculation.

zoomspplj is derived from the t9 on an AT&T cell phone. It was likely contrived in an attempt to spell "wrok."

Hi Katie. I can't seen to make this zoomspplj.

by Slashity January 11, 2008

zoosen

Verb: the act of sleeping while taking a deuce

A: Hey where is john

B: He's in the bathroom zoosen it

by regala December 29, 2009

zooty loops

When you eat fruit loops while being zoned

Im fuckin zooty loops mane

by Zoot Loops February 1, 2013

zootd

High off your shit

yo bro that lean got me zootd

by Masterb24 May 31, 2016

zootation device

A marijuana cigarette

"Time for a zootation device"
*Pulls out a zoot *

by Flowermam210 September 27, 2017

zoostile

A stile on zoo grounds

The elephants walked over the zoostile on their way to their enclosure.

by Zoostile September 29, 2017

Zoot route

the route in which you take, most of the time the most indirect route to waste the most time to smoke a zoot either alone or with friends.

‘’Shall we do a zoot route home I got some time to kill’’

by Con_Dom24 January 23, 2019