certifieddilflover420

The sexiest mf alive

Wow! certifieddilflover420 is so amazing and cool!

by Giana smith March 27, 2021

Certified Virgin

Pretty much a person who's more or less never held a conversation with a girl, along with subject matter that would negate any chance he has of getting a girl or more or less talking to one.

Michael has 12 clash of clan accounts above TH 9 hes a certified virgin

by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021

Certified Brick

A "Certified Brick" is a sweaty they/them gaymer who spends the majority of their time playing games such as minecraft. A "Certified Brick" occurs when someone plays a game for hours on end, sweating, trying to get better at the game without caring to play with friends but instead trying to get better. A "Certified Brick" also occurs when someone plays shitty online games such as .io games and spends a little too much time on them before hopping off and doing "study".

A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.

Alpha Male: "Are you sitll playing Evowars.io after 3 hours"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"

by Zypha The Creator May 8, 2021

Certified pip

Someone who has all the hoes and all the bars no one can compare to a certified pip they are the ultimate pips

Will knocked all the hoes at the club the other night and went dumb in sac he’s a certified pip

by Dope sauce with a side of swag June 24, 2021

certified._.weeblol

This is the kindest, sweetest, funnyest most adorable tiktoker EVER!

Women: OMG!! CERTIFIED._.WEEBLOL NOTICED ME!!
Man: GOOD FOR YOU!! She’s awesome!
Women: I know right?! She’s my idol!:)

by Oliver is pog champ October 3, 2021

Certified Hooper

When u rlly Tuff at basketball

Jason Gordon is rlly a certified Hooper

by Hoopin doctor February 11, 2022

Certified Stump

A male that is below 5’5 is considered a Certified Stump. This man also has a short torso and short legs.

Damn, Jake really is a certified stump.

by coolmama7668292 March 2, 2022