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help yourself

An unlimited offering of ones goods (food, clothing, vehicle, etc) to another party, often accompanied by an encouragement (challenge) to consume as much as the receiving party is able to consume/utilise in the shortest period possible.
Housemate 1: happy Passover bro help yourself to my mums left over matzo balls they are big and delicious

Housemate 2: challenge accepted bro-mo-sexual
by Guzatron prime May 9, 2016
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kill yourself immediately

To kill yourself in a swift manner in order to prevent you from annoying anyone else
n00b:Hay their budy!

Extremely l33t guy:Learn how to spell,then kill yourself immediately!
by Jimmy Cracka March 13, 2005
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Screw yourself

It means you're being/doing/saying something unpleasant and you need to go away and get lost.

A person who is upset at someone else's actions tells them to "Screw yourself". They could also say Fuck yourself instead but Screw is the cleaner version.
Q: How does "Screw yourself" or it's equivalent "Fuck yourself/Piss off" mean 'get lost'?

A: 'Screw yourself' implies before this bad transaction between 2 parties. The analogy in this sexual metaphor is that it WAS a mutual and pleasant affair between the 2 parties BUT now the offending party can do it all alone (Masturbate) because they're no longer welcome in each others company.
Ergo, screw yourself cuz I ain't fuckin' witchu no more
Husband comes home from work to hear wife yelling and complaining again at him as soon as he walked through the door but their children are present, so he responds: "You know what I'm tired of you telling me what's wrong every single time I come home from work. Go screw yourself, I'm out!"
by Priz13PersianSouls March 13, 2017
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go fuck yourself

Basically, means to just for the person to stop everything he/she is doing and find the nearest gun, point it under their chin and pull the trigger. That way they will no longer bother you and you can get some peace and quiet without their pure bullshit spewing from their mouths. If one continues you to harass you after you say this, you legally have the right to make them discover what your fist tastes like. They cannot sue you for any reason.
Latin origins of GO Fuck yourself:goeth fucketh yourselfus
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Don't Body Yourself

A slang for "Don't Embarrass Yourself", sort of a bitch please-like retort to somebody spewing some bullshit.
Basically like, "Stop Killing/Embarrassing/Making a Fool of/ Yourself", though body taken simply can just mean to murder.
"Fuck you nigga, ya'll ain't shit and your hair ain't shit!"
"Bitch please, don't body yourself."
by TFE July 24, 2006
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Up Yourself

a different way of calling someone a snob
"You think you are so good, you are so up yourself"
by Miss Radioactive March 7, 2008
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go fuck yourself sideways

to tell someone to hurt themselves, very badly; a curse.
When the ginormous corporation's troll fires you, you can say "go fuck yourself sideways".
by Pinkie_Flamingo November 2, 2010
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