Bro, I got home at midnight last night, I'm yoked.
I've had like 15 shots: I'm yoked.
I was so yoked to see her!
I've had like 15 shots: I'm yoked.
I was so yoked to see her!
by ryryrocks November 26, 2019
Get the Yoked mug.A "yokel" is a hybrid of man and hairy beast (much like that of an ape or Big Foot). The yokel's diet consists of nothing more than Camel Wides, and the occasional glass of water.
Main hobbies of the yokel include ranting about vairous computer/technical issues ,ghetto rigging jeeps to be lifted to heights that could be considered unsafe or stable, and assembling various firearms in his basement.
Increasingly the yokel has been sighted crusing around on his motorcycle in his all leather attire braging about how cheap the cycle is to operate and own.
Any differance of opinion from the yokel's has been known to send him into intense rants about how he/it is right, so use caution when expressing your ideas.
Main hobbies of the yokel include ranting about vairous computer/technical issues ,ghetto rigging jeeps to be lifted to heights that could be considered unsafe or stable, and assembling various firearms in his basement.
Increasingly the yokel has been sighted crusing around on his motorcycle in his all leather attire braging about how cheap the cycle is to operate and own.
Any differance of opinion from the yokel's has been known to send him into intense rants about how he/it is right, so use caution when expressing your ideas.
by The Gang June 1, 2004
Get the Yokel mug.n. Trucker-speak for a local city cop. Same as a city kitty. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, county mounty, evel knievel.
I saw five local yokels today, behind on their quotas and watching me like a hawk.
Pretty soon, local yokels will be able to pull people over for not wearing a seat belt, instead of citing you for it after pulling you over for something else.
Pretty soon, local yokels will be able to pull people over for not wearing a seat belt, instead of citing you for it after pulling you over for something else.
by fizzle April 15, 2004
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Also commonly used after someone says "lol" when their joke is clearly not funny at all.
Also commonly used after someone says "lol" when their joke is clearly not funny at all.
by Matthew G July 30, 2008
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by rude boy wit dreads March 24, 2009
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