Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023

Yoink

A adjective, verb, noun, measurement, plural, constant, pronoun

“Ima take a big yoink outa that sauce”
“Where is my super yoink”
“Ah yes yoink”

by The real Batman bru October 24, 2020

Yoink

The act of sneakily stealing something fast from someone/something, with them knowing.

Francis: Look at my football! Cool, right?
Charles: Yoink!
Francis: Give that back!

by DoxxMoxx January 28, 2024

Yoink

Yoink- to take or steal; can be used to show excitement or happiness

I’m gonna yoink your virginity!

by Pianis September 15, 2020

Yoink

Verb
The action where to lesbians with a foot fetish have their feet act in place of a dick or a dildo.
Past Tense.
Yoinked

My girlfriend and I love to yoink.

Yea we yoinked last night, it was intense

by daraptorclub October 24, 2018

Yoink

Basically you just spadoinked someone

You could say Timmy just got yoinked.

by Nibbb October 3, 2018