wtf

A typed acronym meaning "what the fuck". Sometimes idiotically used by nerdy children in spoken language, although the phrase "what the fuck" actually has fewer syllables than the letters "wtf".

WTF, why dont i have a life?

by InjunWarrior February 28, 2006

wtf

Acronym for "wack the ferret." A less offensive translation of "wtf," which is more appropriate around young children and/or their overly protective parents.

Angry Lawyer: WTF!
Little Boy: Mom, what does "wtf" mean?
Mom: It means "wack the ferret," son.

by Fenixclone September 22, 2007

wtf

An acronym commonly used online to complement somone on a skillfull execution of an action. Literally: "Wonderfull tact, friend."

"WTF! That was unbelievable!"
"Thank You"

by See Game Informer Issue 159 August 27, 2006

wtf

What The Fuck
used a lot when you don't know what is going on

N00b: MOG@!!!!! i own3d your ammaamam1
T.K : WTF?

by TAKAVAR March 28, 2004

WTF

Wednsday, Thursday, Friday. The days of the week.

So are you avalible Wednsday Thursday Or Friday? yes on wtf im availble

by Sabored May 31, 2008

wtf

Short for Wipe the Floor but people normally think it means "What the fuck?".

Person 1: OMG A DUCK!
Person 2: WTf?
Person 1: Do you need a mop?
Person 2: WTF?
Person 1: Or a Cloth?

Person 2 signed off at 4:15pm.

by HelloImNice February 29, 2008

WTF

Whales that flip

WTF thats awesome

by wtf means whales that flip April 16, 2011