whole grain wheat hoe

A light brown or tan colored girl that seems very attractive to men. A whole grain wheat hoe can be found at a beach, sunbathing, wearing a bikini, but sometimes not a top, usually in Insta posts.

"Damn, Kylie be a whole grain wheat hoe, doin' that whole grain wheat shit, ya know!

by medehede April 21, 2018

Dirty Rotten Old Cream of Wheat

An expression of disappointment. Usually used by little old ladies who were taught not to use foul language. The phrase is even more effective if you have an English or British-type of accent.

Little old lady in a DVD store: Do you happen to have any Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) movies that I could purchase?

Store Clerk: No, sorry ma'am, we are all sold out right now!

Little old lady: Well...dirty rotten old cream of wheat!

by WordFreak November 22, 2011

Saltine, Wheat Thin, Triscit

Same meaning as Craka... A caucasion male

You Wheat Thin

by TuFat Snaka November 7, 2003

Harvesting your back yard wheat

Shaving ones arse crack

Will you be harvesting your back yard wheat soon Darling? It's the hairiest thing since General Melchett's moustache. In fact if you have a moment, it's like a twelve story hairy thing, with 'I am a hairy thing' written in hair at the top

by Lau&Toks&Nokky in the box May 9, 2011

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019

Wheat Thin

"Secretive" way of making fun of lesbians...

"What's the difference between a Wheat Thin and a lesbian?

"What?"

"One's a snack cracker, and the other is a crack snacker"

by Cabb_ge February 11, 2022

bon wheat

I looked at these girls and I was like I don't want to get none of you pregnant and then I was like I choose bon wheat.

Without bon wheat I might have had a baby, bon wheat is the best way to go, bon wheat shows me righteousness, I have integrity with sex in bon wheat, when I chose bon wheat the girl had like seven orgasms.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021