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Webself

Myself, but online.
I've updated my web page and FaceBook; I'm done editing my webself for now.
by SlyAsAFawkes February 28, 2009
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webomack

webomack person...
by chocolatesauceee January 16, 2010
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websline

An abstract work of art. With either and neither mass volume density and area. Can usually be categorized as a superior but often times found influencing the inferiors. Never to be underestimated for its power can manifest into many majestic and malicious beasts. This World only has room for one websline. Websline will develop the next world with slight alterations, one being the demise of the obese.
Websline does not provide examples.
by airyoppins October 13, 2011
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websticles

When you ejaculate on your pubic hairs and the semen gets tangled between them.
Girl: Why are your pubes so sticky?

Guy: Ah shit. The wank spider's been at it again and gave me websticles.
by waterguy12 August 10, 2017
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Webster Method

A method for getting rid of crabs. First, you must shave everything from your neck down to your knees except for one testicle. Wait for roughly 24 hours before starting the next phase. After completing that you will get a bucket of ice water, a strip of cellophane, lighter fluid, and a lighter. Wrap you penis in the cellophane and then apply the lighter fluid to the unshaven testicle. Straddle yourself over the bucket of water (have it decently close to your testicle) and ignite your testicle. After no more than 5 seconds you will squat down until your testicle is fully submerged and the fire is out. At this point remove the cellophane from your penis and check for any burns.

Excellent work, you are now crab free.
Guy 1: Hey man, I think this bitch gave me crabs the other night. You know any tricks to get rid of them?

Guy 2: Yes man, its simple. Just use the Webster Method.
by EvilEye93 August 19, 2020
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Webster

A standard unit of lateness on a Chinook flying sortie. 1 Webster equals landing 15 mins late.
George’s sortie overran again by 2 Webster’s
by 28 Sqn July 1, 2023
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Refreshing Website

Any website that viewers will constantly refresh, hoping that new content has been posted.
I spent hours today on my facebook page. It is such a refreshing website.
by MisterRyan August 3, 2009
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