Vermont Lover

Someone who is secretly crazy.

"Did you see that cute little twink over there?"

"Yeah, but be careful. I heard he's a Vermont Lover"

by TheMasterOfWords September 11, 2020

Vermont

An imaginary state that doesn't exist and never will
like who even actually lives here

P1: "have you guys ever been to vermont"
P2:"wtf is a vermont"
P3:"a place in pennsylvania i think"

by radical_arson93 March 19, 2021

Vermonty

Someone who lives in Vermont but travels long distances to and from work. Usually arriving late to work and blaming the traffic or car problems for the reason of arriving late

Vermonty can not work for you on a weekend

by Friendly 309 April 15, 2021

Vermont

the sexiest man you will ever meet in your entire life. Everyone instantly falls on their knees for him.

Korain: look! its my.. extremely attractive boyfriend, Vermont.
Celine: hes fucking ugly
Korain: die. he's hot as fuck

by penisluvr69 April 24, 2021

Vermonster

People from vermont

Vermonster would be a sweet name for a country

by MineOwedWu's May 29, 2021

vermonting the door

To aggressively scrape the bottom of the car door on the high granite curbs of small town in Vermont.

Andy was vermonting the door so bad in Brattleboro VT that we had to get out of the car so it would raise up enough to be able to move the door.

by Double Z September 29, 2021

vermont turnaround

this is when a man and woman enthusiastically consent to have anal sex, but the man realizes he is attracted to males half way through and gets soft, immediately having to figure out how to exit the situation.

hey steven, last night with erica i had a vermont turnaround and realized how much i wanna fuck you.

by kalelover666 October 4, 2021