Vermonting

To burn a whole bowl of weed in one hit, therefore ruining the bowl.

Dude stop vermonting the bowl!

by wyaaaatt November 27, 2007

Vermonting

Defecating one's pants so hard it blows out the sides, generally resulting in a harsh rash and cry baby tears.

I wish you weren't so prone to vermonting every time we see each other, it really sours the mood.

by morezucchini June 30, 2025

vermonting the door

To aggressively scrape the bottom of a car door on the high street curbs in Vermont towns.

Andy was repeatedly Vermonting the door of our rental car on our trip to Brattleboro, VT

by Double Z September 29, 2021

vermonting the door

To aggressively scrape the bottom of the car door on the high granite curbs of small town in Vermont.

Andy was vermonting the door so bad in Brattleboro VT that we had to get out of the car so it would raise up enough to be able to move the door.

by Double Z September 29, 2021

Vermontitties

Tits from Vermont.

I was in Montpelier and saw some serious Vermontitties!

by todmann67 October 20, 2008

Vermontian

A person hailing Vermont as their state.

Wow. Jeff is such a Vermontian, his constant mentions of Bernie Sanders are too much.

by Kipthedrip September 15, 2018

Verdonking

This act is when you stand behind someone who is sitting while cupping your testicles. As you move along side this sitting person you say "Eric" and drop your testicles and say "Verdonk" as they make contact with the shoulder of the sitting person.

This was a well known party trick of the late New Zealand Olympian Eric Verdonk, and is classed as a formal greeting in New Zealand, often referred to as the "white man's Hongi"

Verdonking used as a greeting

"Eric (drops testicles) Verdonk."

"Hey mate, long time no see."

by The Mayor of Newlands November 29, 2021