Velociraptored

Being so stoned that your armed curl up like that of a velociraptor

"Is Mark Martin smoking with you"

"Yea dude he's velociraptored"

by The Official Marky™ June 27, 2015

velocibitch

Bitches that hunt in packs and can open doors.

She is a total velocibitch.

by BraverBrilliance September 8, 2016

Velipone

An extremely attractive and amazing individual. One of the most loving and caring individual on this earth. They are one in a billion.

My friend Velipone is the most amazing person I know.

by Hawk Steel September 8, 2016

veliopateropter

A dinosaur with downtism.

Damn i wish that veliopateropter wasn't extinct.

by dickosaurus September 1, 2017

Velociraptor

A Velociraptor is apparently a dog according to your mom

"This velociraptor is a dog"

by Coolindiankid June 26, 2018

Velocicockter

A sex position between a male and a female where the man uses enough lube to allow the female to spin on his penis via her anus while she's hunched over, like a velociraptor. Afterwards, the man must exclaim clever girl.

Girl: I think I'm gonna puke from that Velocicockter.
Guy: Clever Girl.

by StarManMatt August 12, 2018

velocity piss

when your piss goes to high

joe: dude today i had a velocity piss kim: i dont give a fuck

by krisbek17 October 23, 2020