vacankles

Vacation cankles.

On long flights, a combination of cabin pressure, dehydration, and poor circulation, causes some people get swollen feet and ankles, causing them to have vacankles when they get to their destination.

-I had discernible, shapely ankles before I got on the plane! What happened?
-You've got vacankles, sorry. They'll probably go back to normal in a day or two.

-After that long flight to Cancun, I couldn't even wear my new sandals because I had vacankles.

-I have to wait for these vacankles to disappear before I can go out dancing.

by smartichoke December 7, 2015

Vaganus

When you fuck a girl so hard you manage to combine vagina and anus

Bro I fucked this girl so hard that I gave her a vaganus, she ended up in the hospital. I split her vag right to her arse.

by Destroyeddave June 12, 2017

Vaganny

The two words vag and fanny put together , toy say this when the fannys so good or amazing

Dude :how was you and that girl last night
Mate: it was great i got some vaganny!

by Thats_Thingy July 22, 2017

vamanachos

Let’s go get some nachos.

Vamanachos! I’m down for some chips and cheese and beers.

by one 'f' Jeph July 1, 2018

Vagangled

Sparkly vagina

I'm going to vagangle you like you have never been vagangled before!!

by Oyster Magic December 14, 2018

Vajandle

A vagina-scented candle.

Have you bought the new vajandle just released on Goop?

by Arianna Jeret July 17, 2020

vaans,

Big bum licker

That guy licks bums he is such a Vaans,

by Vaans, mum February 23, 2021