Alt-Vag

How Kellyanne Conway refers to her anus.

Woman: But that wasn't what President Trump said he wanted to grab me by.

Kellyanne: Actually, the president was referring to your alt-vag, Ivanka.

by allo89 March 12, 2017

vag date

A planned encounter for casual sex with a female.

I'd love to join you tonight, but I have a vag date.

I have a vag date tonight with this new girl I met online.

by VeggiePatty April 7, 2015

Vag Blasted

The act of having unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy.

Hey I heard you got vag blasted last week... when are you due?

by browndinner May 14, 2013

vag burst

the over dramatic reaction from a gay boy or female blowing a given situation way out of proportion.

Le-ah had a vag burst when she saw Jared looking at another dude in the bar.

by Jarblake May 5, 2012

Fruit and Vag

The practice of inserting fruit into the vagina and eating it out, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina and clitoris; the healthy bedtime snack that perfectly wraps up the five-a-day nutrition guidelines recommended by the World Health Organization.

"Johnny, shall we grab some wings and play pool tonight?"
"Sorry buddy, no - Jessica and I have already planned to have fruit and vag. Perhaps some other time"

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

Phoenix Vag

When a girl is allergic to condoms and it burns like hell, but the man continues anyway

Despite her Phoenix Vag, I kept at it for a while. The screaming made my dick rise from the ashes.

by JustAConcernedKid March 11, 2019

violet vag

The female equivalent of blue balls. CGB

My boyfriend sucks at eating me out. He gives me violet vag every time!

by jankstain November 23, 2014