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tweakermobile 

A cheap bicycle in questionable mechanical condition that is retrofitted with a 2-stroke engine also in questionable mechanical condition to make it a "gas bicycle". They are always too loud. A new bike and new engine can be had for under $300 combined, so just imagine how cheap the used ones are. These are ridden by the locals who either had their license suspended for drugs or alcohol, or can't afford a car due to drugs or alcohol. Tweakermobiles get over 100 MPG, and don't require a license, insurance, or auto loan, so they are the transportation of choice for people with zero money and no way to get more.
"Mom can I buy a gas engine kit for my bike?"
"Hell no, I won't be caught dead letting my kid have a tweakermobile."
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tweaker wire 

A cut up wire to recharge dead vapes
yo bro my nic died pass me the tweaker wire
tweaker wire by #Xyzbca October 10, 2021

Tweakerative 

An invention or solution to a problem while the creator/inventor was high on Methamphetamine
I can’t believe that worked it sure was tweakerative
Tweakerative by Bigmike13 March 29, 2022

Tweaker Pox 

When a person who is addicted to drugs picks their face to the point of looking like they have a severe case of chicken pox.
Britney Spears’s husband showed up at her wedding with tweaker pox and got tackled and arrested for trespassing…
Tweaker Pox by Tbone diddley June 11, 2022

Tweaker Feature 

An uncontrollable spastic muscle twitch or other unnatural jerk that is a tell tell sign of long-term meth use or signs of getting ahold of some bad shit.
MK- " man, I know he's getting high "
HB - " who?"
MK - " my brother"
HB - " are you serious? How do you know"
MK - " see how the corner of his mouth is all weird and twitching, kinda like a fucked up Elvis lip? That's his tweaker feature"
HB - " no shit? Man that's weird AF"

Tweakerson

Someone of a mental disability or affected with impaired intellectual development.
Should I dap him up?
Nah that niggas tweak dont do it
That boy is not tweakerson
*Gets closer*
Nah that boy definitely a geeker
Tweakerson by 1lawl October 14, 2022

Tweakerish 

Someone exhibiting all the telltale signs of being on tweak listed below:
1. Riding a bmx bicycle at night while being over 22 years old.(likely while wearing a pair of Dollar Tree shades)

2. Wearing a headlamp and fingerless gloves.
3. Using a Dremel rotary tool.
4. Hanging out in the auto department of walmart at 1:00am twitching around, ghost gummin’ whilst muttering random half sentences.
Hey ! Louie, wanna go to the bowling alley?!? it’s almost midnight and….AWE SHIATT!!! Louie gots the workout gloves andFaux-kley’s on!! you best leave your GT Mach 1 home bro, the cops will bust you just for lookin’ TWEAKERISH AF!!! Better leave your bag of shit with me son!!
Tweakerish by Crystalgrrrl November 15, 2022