Definitions by Bigmike13

ass jack

1.) A female most often a mother that spends their life dragging another female down to keep her from accomplishing everything she couldn't

2.) A completely useless tool

1.) I can't believe her mother is such a ass jack, She ruined that girls life before she had a chance
2.) She serves about as much purpose as an ass jack

ass jack by Bigmike13 May 10, 2022

Uboatin 

When you insert your penis into your own anus and then scoot across a carpet like a dog wiping ass

He really taught himself up uboatin

Uboatin by Bigmike13 April 5, 2022

Tweakerative 

An invention or solution to a problem while the creator/inventor was high on Methamphetamine

I can’t believe that worked it sure was tweakerative

Tweakerative by Bigmike13 March 29, 2022