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Toss the snake

Doing something unexpected or memorable, especially outside of your comfort zone, such as literally tossing a snake at someone, or just streaking across a football field. Just anything that will let you look back on your life later on and say "Yes. I am glad I did that shit."
Tim: I can't believe Rob just shot that cow with a rocket launcher!
Tom: Yeah, that's how you toss the snake.
by RC-Odin September 9, 2011
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Monkey Toss

To jizz in your own hand and throw it across the room... preferably toward a small, easily scared animal outside your window.
With the quickness only an expert monkey tosser can have, Gary quickly rubbed one out and chucked it across the lawn at the neighbors dachshund.
by Rock Hardy August 20, 2007
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tossed salad

A rather tasty salad typically comprising of lettuce, onions, tomatoes, cucumbers among many other vegetables, topped with a dressing of some sort.
Spread your asshole whilst I eat tossed salad, even though the two have no relation whatsoever.
by waka flocka flame, hood ass n* December 9, 2012
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Toss Monkey

A Toss Monkey is someone who takes great pleasure in wanking off monkeys.
John didn't show up for my driving lesson today, what a toss monkey!
by Garythegreatandpowerful September 9, 2019
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Tossing with Pinocchio

When a man/woman is going down on a woman and then starts to fuck her with his nose (Pinocchio) while eating her asshole out (Tossing).
When I am Tossing with Pinocchio, Becky loves it!
by Masse1369 October 27, 2011
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bag toss

Jiggling you balls while masturbating or getting a blowjob
Tanya sure knows how to bag toss
by Teresa909090 April 23, 2011
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shit tossed

getting extremely intoxicated by means of consuming large amounts of alcohol and getting really rowdy
Hey BAM when we get done with this we have to get mad shit tossed.
by MRPW May 16, 2008
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