Toss Monkey

A Toss Monkey is someone who takes great pleasure in wanking off monkeys.
John didn't show up for my driving lesson today, what a toss monkey!
by Garythegreatandpowerful September 09, 2019
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Bald Randy

A bald Randy is when you poo on a bald man's head. After this you then lick it all up and vomit on his cock. Then you give him a sloppy blow job and tongue kiss him with a mixture of vomit, poo and cum in your mouth.
by Garythegreatandpowerful June 05, 2020
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