The act of masturbating while on a video conference call; specifically when it is believed the camera is muted.
The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.
by Noxid625 October 20, 2020
Get the Toobin mug.(Verb) Rubbing one out while engaged in a work related Zoom call which has been popularized during the Covid19 pandemic; May be substituted for other common male masturbation verbs such as beating your meat, flogging your log, etc.
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Me: Well I was on this boring ass Zoom call with a bunch of bitchy Karens so I got to work Toobin my Jeffrey and wouldn’t you know it, the fucking camera was recording.
Friend: Bad break bro.
Me: Well I was on this boring ass Zoom call with a bunch of bitchy Karens so I got to work Toobin my Jeffrey and wouldn’t you know it, the fucking camera was recording.
Friend: Bad break bro.
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He can get all the bitches, bros and non binary hoes ;)
Hes usually smart and funny.
He has got the most piercing blue eyes you'll ever see, staring into your soul
Hes girly pop 🏳️ 🌈
Toby? He's a keeper
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