twonky

A smartphone or other "smart" device, such as a smart speaker.

"I'm tweeting on my twonky, texting to the wonky, paranoid of the exes that track and stalk me."

by George_Nada July 20, 2018

thonk bot

thonk bot is the best discord bot in the world it can thonk like a real person it can eval like a real person

k1nzy: tk!eval message.guild.members.size
thonk bot: 12
k1nzy: see it can do everything!

by k1nzy November 10, 2017

Thwok

Dangerous and painful but often hilarious game played around a campfire, involving burning marshmallows. The object of "Thwok" is to start a marshmallow on fire at the end of your stick and then flick the gooey object, lacross style, at the person across the fire, yelling "Thwok!" at the critical moment. Top points are given for sending the marshmallow into the other person's hair, although any part of the body or clothing will do. Not recommended for children under 12, or anyone who wants to avoid premature blindness.

What's that in your hair? It's marshmallow--some asshole thwoked me at the campfire last night.

by jkatajhina May 15, 2009

Thonk

A Thot that doesn't know hot to think

Olivia is a Thonk

by Starbin1 November 19, 2017

Thonk

Used as a replacement for the curse word "Fuck". Term coined on October 20, 2014.

Get the thonk out of my house, my parents will be home in 5 minutes.

by thonkassbitch October 20, 2014

twonkie

one who is twonked

he/she's such a twonkie

by scaredyants September 29, 2003

Thwocking

The act of having sexual intercourse. Comes from thwock, meaning erection. Noun

Marco and I had a nice thwocking last night.

by Jopeck January 10, 2004