thump theory

The belief that some women vomit during or after anal sex…

I tested the thump theory twice and she puked both times…

by EmCo801 October 12, 2022

thump fuck

When you aren't interested in the girl because of how ugly she is, but you sleep with her because she is easy.

"Did Jeff really just screw that beast Monica?"
"Yeah, but he was drunk and she was a thump fuck."

by Dark Dave December 1, 2016

thumping peaches

When two females of any species rub their vaginal lips (pussies) together. Lesbian Sex.

God dammit babe, The lesbians upstairs are “thumping peaches” again!

by Dangalangtime69 June 17, 2022

Toad Thumping

Having sex with a heavy set, or very round woman. Or searching for a heavy set, or very round woman.

We’re going Toad Thumping at Applebees tonight boys.

by Dues Vult April 15, 2023

Bible Thumping Trumper

Exactly what is says. If God is okay with Trump being President than so am I.

Did you vote red?
Of course I did! I am a Bible Thumping Trumper

by AA Friend of Bill August 11, 2025

Pud Thumping

The show of malice to an unconscious, unknowing fluid or solid base. Relating to many subjects. You or someone you know may be a Pud Thumper.

While Jon was preparing a delectable dessert, he began pud thumping the puuding with a smile.'ll

by tinkin January 17, 2015

Bible thumping atheist

I an atheist whos only argument for the nonexistence of God is to persuade you in a forceful and enthusiastic way that Christianity and the Bible are wrong.

He is a Bible thumping atheist who thinks if he invalidates Christianity, that he can disprove God.

by Islanddomain April 4, 2024