angry tarantula

When a woman's pubic hair protrudes from the sides of her panties or bathing suit bottoms.

When Aunt Lynn rose out of the pool, she flashed everyone her angry tarantula.

by Reddy 39 May 18, 2015

Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017

Dumber than a rock

A guy named Michael who acts like he knows everything and does stupid shit.

Michael: How do you spell "sexist"
Me: You're dumber than a rock

by 093707053 July 3, 2018

bigger than Stuttgart

Really big, or to a large degree.

Mainly used by American military personnel stationed in Germany. Stuttgart is a big city in Germany.

Man, that is really messed up. Yeah, bigger than Stuttgart.

by sgtblondie January 10, 2022

Kick anyone shorter than you day

Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st

Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st

by Hey Hi Hey November 6, 2019

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 1, 2017

gayer than a three-dollar bill

Not just any homosexual male but one that makes a huge show of their sexual orientation and makes it very obvious what their tendencies are.

gay guy: Heyyyyyyyy boo! you look FABULOUS!
straight person: He's gayer than a three-dollar bill!

by orientalchicken March 27, 2016