Trouser Snorkeled

To give or receive oral sex on a man

I trouser snorkeled your Grandfather

by Thomas broadway January 1, 2010

trouser snake dancing

british slang word for sex.
the british can be a bit on the mad side.

Were going to go home and do a bit of trouser snake dancing ;

by Desiree, uhduh. August 17, 2006

house of trouser

(noun) a flat- or house-share where the residents are exclusively male.

i'm going to live with all the guys in a house of trouser.

by scottish fruit September 4, 2004

Thousand Miles

A song written and sung by Vanessa Carlson. Its is done on the piano and is an amazing, pretty, wonderful song that deserves 100 awards.

If I could fall

Into the sky

Do you think time

Would pass me by

'Cause you know I'd walk

A thousand miles

If I could

Just see you

Tonight

by Thousand mile fan December 26, 2009

we tech those

"Teching" is a mechanic in the Super Smash Bros. games that allows the user to cancel knockback when they collide into the floor or a wall or ceiling. This is done by pressing the shield button at a very small time window frame.
"We tech those" is used to describe when a smasher techs.

*Triple R pulls off two amsah techs against Mew2King*
Wow dude, we tech those!

by eagle's kite May 31, 2016

Erectus Trouserius

The erectus trouserius, or trouser snake, is the world's most dangerous creature.
Fangless, it averages between five and nine inches, depending on the honesty of its owner.
It normally appears in bedrooms, but can often be found in unusual places.
Its venemous spit can cause swelling that lasts nine months.

"Are you pregnant?"

"No, I was attacked by a highly venemous creature called erectus trouserius."

by Killola October 16, 2008

trouserfire

The conflaguration in your pantaloons.

I've got a serious case of trouserfire!

by antiuser June 15, 2003