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Thought Tivo

When a person forgets something they were thinking about (usually a recent thought) and then is able to remember it again by rewinding back through your thoughts to recall the original thought.
"Dude... what was i thinkin about dude, i wanted to say something..."

"Uhhh... dude?"

"Whoa man! i remembered what it was dude, i Thought Tivo'd that!.. I wanted to tell you i think your sister is hot"
by JGII July 7, 2009
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Tholk

(Noun) The audible noise created when your solid feces exits your anus.

Can be used as an insult to those qualified to hold the title.

Extended pronunciation can be appreciated by the speaker when used as an exclamation.
Bob - "Hey dude, I just made a massive toilet sausage."
Mike - "Wow, what did it sound like?"
Bob - "Tholk!"
Mike - ".....nice"
by Peupty Pantss January 7, 2011
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Thought Boner

Jim: "dude, soooo bored. what should we do tonight?"

Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"

Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"
by Donkey Bear January 8, 2011
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Thought sauce

An inspiring piece--a song, a beautiful bird, a handsome fellow, a smooth & delicious glass of scotch....
I was creatively stuck, but I heard Boney M. for the first time & suddenly, I wrote like I'd never written before. It was truly a divine shot of thought sauce.
by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016
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thoughtcrime

The crime named by an authority that claims, having a certain opinion or knowledge about something or someone is illigal.
Example:
It's forbidden to know or think of "a" or "b, c, ... " , 'cos this would be considered a crime.

or

An authority claims for any reasons 2+2=5 .
The fact that any devote subject thinks or knows 2+2=4≠5 is a thoughtcrime.
by In ☮️ we trust June 13, 2018
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Thou Shalt Not Mask Your Math

The unwritten or unspoken commandment for math educators worldwide not to conceal their weaknesses or deficiencies, or to pretend that they could figure out the answers by themselves; instead, they would be wiser to turn to their Creator, the Greatest Mathematician, for wisdom and insight to solve their logical, psychological, or mathematical difficulties.
If more math teachers, writers, or editors were to put into practice the “Thou Shalt Not Mask Your Math” commandment, they needn’t frustratingly spend so much time and effort in solving their mathematical ills, because the Holy Spirit could in a twinkle of an eye reveal to them the solutions, which would otherwise have taken them a hundred or thousand times longer to figure them out.
by MathPlus March 28, 2021
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Pillow Thoughts

Ideas before going to sleep that you realize are ridiculous the next day.
Dood 1- Damn i was sure i wanted to start selling coke today and get this benzo but i got mad shit to do.
Dood 2- Well maybe you should cut the pillow thoughts and get a jerb.
by Bilbo Illsaggins February 26, 2009
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