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(Noun) The audible noise created when your solid feces exits your anus.

Can be used as an insult to those qualified to hold the title.

Extended pronunciation can be appreciated by the speaker when used as an exclamation.
Bob - "Hey dude, I just made a massive toilet sausage."
Mike - "Wow, what did it sound like?"
Bob - "Tholk!"
Mike - ".....nice"
Tholk by Peupty Pantss January 7, 2011
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Talking to yourself inside your head,in your thoughts, talking in your thought
I always tholk a lot when i meet new people.
I really need to get rid of excessive tholking for my mental peace.
One should always tholk while solving problems.
Tholk by faded_af July 20, 2020
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Tholk • thonk • thock • thole • thonker • Thork • thonking • thonky • Thol • tolkien
Acronym for Tee Hee Out Loud, kinda like lol but with a little bit of doll baby magic
You split your pants, THOL!!!!
THOL by DollBabyTina January 31, 2022

the reverend tholomew plague 

James (Jimmy) "The Rev" Sullivan.
The Reverend Tholomew Plague is the former drummer from the band Avenged Sevenfold. He's inspired many fans...and to each fan "The Reverend Tholomew Plague" means something a little different. However, we can all agree that he was an incredible person with a heart of gold. RIP. foREVer.
Thooka is tha strap . Texas slang 💯💨🔫
Go get tha thooka these nighhas want smoke

i jus got a new thooka les go spark sum
Thooka by BBG Spanks June 14, 2018
Girthy or rather thick male penis(cock)
Omg Kimmmy look at his thock, I don’t think I can take that.

Wow that’s a nice thock !

Do you have a thock ?
Thock by Mike e February 11, 2021

thonking 

A very smart person. We think. The smart person thonks.
person 1: *says something smart*
person 2: dam, he's thonking while i was thinking.
thonking by Sezziex July 10, 2017
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