Thomas Lane 

The Rookie Cop who was in the wrong place at the wrong time. His boss, Derek Chauvin, murdered George Floyd right in front of him, but Mr. Lane, only on his 3rd day on the job, was unsure of what to do. He followed Mr Floyd into the ambulance and attempted CPR, to no avail.

Now he is facing aiding and abetting murder charges and may spend up to 40 years in prison. He is being wrongly accused of something he had no experience to control.

He currently is free on bail, but this might change on his March 3 trial date. I hope he wins the trial, because he truly was at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Thomas Lane is the only innocent cop involved in George Floyd's death, the other three assholes are guilty.

Thomas Lane by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 27, 2020

Thomas Dipshit

A generic, idiomatic name (like “John Doe” or “Parson Brown”) for a very gullible man, especially on the internet.

“I mean, it said I wouldn’t believe it!” said Thomas Dipshit when asked why he shared an article just titled “YOU WON’T BELIEVE” with all his friends on Facebook.

Listen, you can’t just go around and try to tell those guys chocolate milk comes from a brown cow and just hope every last one of them is Thomas Dipshit.

Thomas Dipshit by Hogtrude Parker June 20, 2021

Carl Thomas 

R&B singer best known for his album Emotional in 2000.

I just got that new Carl Thomas CD Emotional. It touched me deeply.

Carl Thomas by darkking777 December 14, 2010

Joleen Thomas 

just the biggest whore

bruh you see that bitch , she's such a Joleen Thomas

Joleen Thomas by Duh vin March 5, 2019

full thomas

when someone goes as hard as possible with whatever action applicable (see episode 1, season 1 of queer eye)

synonyms: no-holds bared; pulling out all the stops; full send; being extra

Beth: "I'm about to go full thomas and send this risky text, do you think he likes me back?"

Ashley: "She was only supposed to have one drink, but she's gone full thomas."

full thomas by astupidlittlehoe April 15, 2020

Impeach Ginni Thomas!

A popular sentiment frequently seen on placards at protest marches all across the U.S., to skewer the power tripping authoritarian misogynists, Clarence and Virginia Thomas, after her post-Capital insurrection emails were exposed.

Once the “Impeach Ginni Thomas!” placards were being seen everywhere, the Republican power couple were most certainly on the road to be duly busted and imprisoned as the vile traitors they are, thanks to their grandiosity and uncontrollable racist and sexist fervor in the form of being diehard Trump devotees which finally gave it all away!

Impeach Ginni Thomas! by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2022

Themazing

Adj. describing a noun from which hyperbolic levels of pleasure are derived. Used when the indefinite article just isn't enough: a-mazing (of superior quality) Vs. the-mazing (of the utmost quality)

- "What is your new pet mouse like? Is it good?"
- "Yes, it is themazing"

Themazing by Massive Kath February 3, 2010