The disease where a bored worker claims to feel sick and feverish despite appearing healthy. This person suggests it would be better for everyone if he or she just went home for the next 10 weeks. Derived from "counterfeit"
Jake, that little SOB, went home. He claimed he was sick, but I think it was just a case of the coronafeit virus.
by York10000 March 30, 2020

by MasterBagel May 3, 2021

When you are so sus that you get a virus called Amongiun. It is when ants crawl up your butt canal and infect your body. You get very sick until you become the imposter from amongus
by RealWomanCleo July 16, 2022

The reason all the tp is gone, also known as tp-pocalypse, rise of the tp zombies, and WWTP. Linked to overblown panic over covid 19/ coronavirus
by Frickstar March 16, 2020

person 1: did you hear about that kluge virus?
person 2: ye i herd abut tat
person 1: OH GOD YOU GOT THE KLUGE VIRUS
person 2: ye i herd abut tat
person 1: OH GOD YOU GOT THE KLUGE VIRUS
by Asswhooper69 September 3, 2021

A hysterical or horribly unfunny (depending on your sense of humor) way of referring to the Coronavirus.
Jarrison: I went to get tested yesterday and luckily I tested negative for the Heineken Virus!
Clovers: Wow! I feel so healthy standing 6 feet away from you!
Clovers: Wow! I feel so healthy standing 6 feet away from you!
by Pride In The Glide January 16, 2021

by Notorious BUC December 9, 2020
