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The Stafford Look

when a young male scholar attends Stafford University, his first goal is that of procreation. This task requires much undertaking, and mimicking the peacock, the Stafford male scholar attempts to copulate by employing the "Stafford look". This involves donning tight jeans, and comical t-shirts displaying ironic wording and symbols, and shite hair; whilst pleading (via facebook, text, and email) and attempting Jedi Mind Tricks (via facebook, text and email). Due to an inadequate ratio of females to males, the young male Stafford scholar faces an impossible task, and will must likely copulate with his own hand whilst thinking about his mother. The Stafford look is therefore, genrally worn, by wankers. Usually found in their environment (their room)due to being allergic and scared of everything.
I tell you it was awkward, he was creeping at me with the Stafford look, I knew I had to get out of there.
by Neffinski December 25, 2013
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The Oompa-Loompa-Lady

A female person who is wearing so much spray-tan/any fake tan, she looks like an Oompa-Loompa from the old Willa Wonka films
Hey, Ben... Look at Hannah over there
Oh yeah, she looks like the Oompa-Loompa-lady herself!
by huesicle August 13, 2015
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let the hogs loose

The decision to engage in an activity in a harsh, relentless manner, in the pursuit of creating epic situations or results.
To embark on an adventurous journey usually involving drinking and debauchery with no regard to restraint.
Sometimes used in reference to a male summoning all of his game in order to entice a lady into joining his company.

This phrase was coined by a small group of appropriately barbaric Air Force Tactical Air Control Party members searching for a way to verbalize the calculated ferocity in which they approach situations and life in general.
You boys ready to let the hogs loose?
We're gonna let the hogs loose on this one.
The flow is impeccable (referencing a comb-over near perfection), I'm about to let the hogs loose.
She's out of his league but he's lettin' the hogs loose.
by standardOps January 7, 2019
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weiner in the dark look

the half grin, half disappointed look a person gets after any kind of evaluated activity. This look would resemble the look a gay man would have if he were standing in the dark, had his wing wang touched thinking it was by another man, then turning on the lights to reveal it was really a woman. The confused look on his face afterwards from not knowing whether he enjoyed it or not is the "weiner in the dark look".
Guy 1: "Hey man did you see that shit eating grin on Bob's face after we took the exam? That really pisses me off!"

Guy 2: "Oh don't worry about that, hes just got the weiner in the dark look."
by lingling1992 December 3, 2013
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The sudden look of horror.

A look that occurs when a man/woman misread the situation like an idiot whilst attempting to flirt.
Coined by comedian, writer and columnist Charlie Brooker in his book (a compilation of his columns) 'The Hell of it all'.
"Haha! You make me laugh!"
"*leans in to kiss*"
"*The sudden look of horror.* I'm married!"
by Annabel Biscocho October 21, 2011
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The OJ Look

When you act innocent but you guilty!
Ronald said he didnt bang that hooker, but we knew different because he had the OJ look.
by Sweet milky monkey April 22, 2017
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Top of the range looker

a very handsome chap, a good looking fella who gets pure b*****s. It can also be a very fit lady who is out of this world and lads could only dream about her.
by Toplooker69 March 28, 2020
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