- The Neutral Side -
A series of books. There's approximately 12 of them, thinks I.
- The Good Side -
Only thing I can think of is that we got a Jim Carrey movie out of it.
- The Bad Side -
Boring, bland, shitty, dreary, read only by goths and emos, written by a man with a sexual etish involving having his real name hidden from the public, and not even playing himself in the movie of his first three books.
A series of books. There's approximately 12 of them, thinks I.
- The Good Side -
Only thing I can think of is that we got a Jim Carrey movie out of it.
- The Bad Side -
Boring, bland, shitty, dreary, read only by goths and emos, written by a man with a sexual etish involving having his real name hidden from the public, and not even playing himself in the movie of his first three books.
by Alexander Girard July 16, 2005
Having an online tantrum after one’s technically inaccurate comments are corrected.
Typically ascribed to people who are overconfident in one’s technical knowledge yet convinced that talking about a topic in an anonymous forums makes them an expert.
Typically ascribed to people who are overconfident in one’s technical knowledge yet convinced that talking about a topic in an anonymous forums makes them an expert.
by Rocketscientistphd September 05, 2022
refined crack cocaine to make me buy the goddamn astrojack skin instead of the travis scott skin, i hate myself and i will end my own life, as i do not own the fortnite travis scott skin. my friends have abondoned me, my girlfriend left me, my parents have disowned me and i have learnt that there is no god here other than the guy that made that one song that i only know about because of the fucking live event
2020
Alex: yooo this astrojack skin is fire, lets cop. travis scott is so mid how did they fuck that up that badly?
2023
Alex: i spent 30 fucking dollars on this shitass skin goddamnit i hate you epic games why did you make the astrojack the main part of the fortnite travis scott live event?
Alex: yooo this astrojack skin is fire, lets cop. travis scott is so mid how did they fuck that up that badly?
2023
Alex: i spent 30 fucking dollars on this shitass skin goddamnit i hate you epic games why did you make the astrojack the main part of the fortnite travis scott live event?
by Denzil bowman June 01, 2023
A town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.
The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant
The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town
People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit
At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one
Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant
The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town
People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit
At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one
Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
Man 1: yeehaaaa
Girl 1: Whats that smell
Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe
Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
Girl 1: Whats that smell
Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe
Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.
Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
by NaughtyJim December 06, 2010
An event that requires an exception to the rules. Thought to always be possible, no matter how encompassing the rules are. Coined by @Yishan (Twitter) who credited Erik Martin, one of Reddit's first community managers, with the concept.
We have become so accustomed to the notion of “free speech, except” that we do not realize that free speech is ALWAYS limited, and that every limit arose from an Omega Event. - Yishan
by Bling Blang Blaouw April 21, 2022
Noun. Anything that comes in the form of a phonr call or text. The receiver that is made aware of the significant event does not make any verbal reaction. Rather, upon receiveing the phone call/text, their face becomes nervous and is followed by a series of 2 to 7 twitches of the left eye. The person then proceeds to get their ass off the couch and takes action.
(text of significant event): Dude, sum grandpa jus jacked ur Camaro from outta ur driveway.
recipient: (Twitches, stutters, and bolts out the front door)
recipient: (Twitches, stutters, and bolts out the front door)
by Bake Em Away Toys November 13, 2010