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Guardian Security Systems

An army of Guardian Stalkers, Skywatchers. Subwatchers, and Turrets.
by Randonarchy April 3, 2021
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Guardian

An adult pedophile predator who grooms a minor for a future sexual relationship or trafficking.
Nate was trying to position himself as Stanley's guardian, so we reported him to the police.
by Top5Player July 24, 2021
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GuardiaN

A NaVi CS:GO player who is good with AWP.
Guy 1: Dude have you seen GuardiaN on the tournament?

Guy 2: Yea, this guy is cracked with his snipes!
by FartGarfunkel March 11, 2020
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Gambling Guardian

A person that introduces you to the casino and now you can't stop (because you're not a quitter).
Often someone who's quite into gambling themselves and helps you do it too.
"Shamus took me to the casino and taught me how to play huff n more puff on the slot machines, he's my Gambling Guardian"
by Foxish June 24, 2024
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Guardian mexican

For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies
I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican
by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! September 27, 2024
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Something of no use to the chronically economically illiterates, who read the Guardian and worship Carl Marx.
“ That’s about as much use as a business page in the Guardian!” Exclaimed Rupert before spilling egg down his tie.
by Maggie T November 21, 2025
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Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life
I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself
by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022
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