mountain biking

Todays golf for the middle class with too much money (10 grand bikes, 20 grand cars).

I used to play golf now I go mountain biking instead.

by puresalt December 20, 2021

dirt biked

When someone has terrible diarrhea and sprays shit up the back the toilet bowl/tank.

I just went into the men's room stall and someone dirt biked in the toilet.

by protoiletrider May 02, 2018

bike wanker

A perjorative term used to describe wankers that ride bicycles. A repost to the inbetweeners' "Bus wankers!" insult, this is often used by people at bus stops toward cyclists who pass by.

"He shouted "Bike wanker", and threw a stone at me"

"If anyone called me a bike wanker I'd smash them in the face with my helmet"

"Bike wanker!"

by borisyegerov February 04, 2010

speed bike

A fixed gear bicycle, equipped with sawed off handlebars and spray painted rims. It's like a bike, but speedier.

Hey man, you guys sell speed bikes?

by emjaka February 24, 2010

bike jacking

when someone steels your bike when your on it kind like carjacking but to bike rider

johny got bikejacked near cantral park

by tom December 01, 2003

gym bike

When a man is lying on his back, pretending to be pedaling while jerking off, and finishing with a batch on his face.

I caught my buddy working on his gym bike, and man, I guess he finished his workout.

by Ryan Eaves March 22, 2006

nigger bike

a white woman / latin or asian that is a real slut for black men - takes endless amounts of big black cock and always wants more. Black guys use her like a well used collectively owned bike.

hey look theres Jane, that white slut shes taken so much big black cock her pussy's so black stretched she's a real nigger bike. She's no use to any white guy because her pussy's been nigger fried.

by hephaestus May 22, 2007