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testicular atrophy

When a wild, macho, "man's man" gets with a woman that dominates him and, figuratively speaking, castrates him.
Tony used to love to hang out and party all night, gettin all kinds of ho's! Then he got with this domineering b****, now he's suffering from testicular atrophy.
by Jaime Choo the JUBU August 5, 2008
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Testicular Manswer

The act of some how contracting testicular cancer by watching too many Manswers episodes about penises
Josh got a bad case of Testicular Manswer after that new episode yesterday.
by MetalBoundBlast April 22, 2010
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Testacular

Testicles + Spectacular = Testacular!

When two males engage in ball to ball action, that is simply out of this world!
"Hey Nick, that Lane guy is always bragging that he has a testacular time with Horhay. Why don't those fagboats keep to themselves." Said Nick.

"Jim, after I pulled out of Bobby's ass, I busted on his face and he said, Mmm Mmm...Testacular!"
by Masteroo December 28, 2007
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Testicular

Yo Brian, wasn't that party testicular??
by havingatesticulartime February 11, 2004
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Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA)

A feeling of pressure from within the testicals, caused by the need to bust a large nut, often due to a bomb ass, a fat pair of tits, or dirty talk.
Jessica gave Matt some Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA) after she flashed her huge perky tits in his face.
by Wheaters July 1, 2008
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testicular cancer

According to the Bible, (Samuel 5:6-9) testicular cancer was one of God's many pestilences.
But after they had moved it, the LORD's hand was against that city, throwing it into a great panic. He afflicted the people of the city, both young and old, with an outbreak of tumors.
And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.

This isn't the only mention of testicular cancer: if the repeated use of 'hand' didn't tip you off; the Bible(s) is/are very repetitive
by Daughter of Set July 6, 2006
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testicular rubbing

When one places there hands upon there testicals to arouse the whole penis.. in other words.. YOU GOT A WOODY BEEZY
I was watching star wars episode 3 and i said "this is worse then a testicular rubbing from a midget" then my friend tim walked up and started rubbing my nuts and said "your a dork for watching star wars!"
by Grembline Spear May 23, 2005
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