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Ted Nugent

Watch his "Behind the Music": Ted adopted an underage girl named Pele Massa to have sex with her.

Ted wrote the song "Jailbait" where he talks about having sex with thirteen year old girls.

In his VH1 Behind the Music, he admits to having sex with several underage girls, saying their parents allowed it, and guessed they figured better him than some drugged out high school dirtbag. One of his accusers was 12 years old.

Ted Nugent is 100% a pedophile, listen to his song, Jailbait. He says,

He Ted Nugented that 12 year old girl, now he's on the sex offender list. Read the Lyrics to Ted Nugent's song, Jailbait. Ted sings, "I don't care if you're just thirteen," "I just know that you're probably clean," "Jailbait you look so good to me," "I know I've got to have you..." "Put those handcuffs on her, I'll share her with you!"

Ted Nugent's song, "Jailbait" is about raping a 13 year old.
He's being a Total Ted Nugent, dating that 15 year old.
by Don'tUSeYouReallzzzNames September 9, 2018
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Ted Striker syndrome

An in ability to enjoy a drink without spilling it down your shirt.
Ted Striker Syndrome

Ted Striker: It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

pours Gatorade into glass and then pours onto left side of his own face
by Elaine Dickinson November 18, 2013
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ted park

To pull through a parking spot and park facing toward the aisle.
I’m going to Ted Park so I don’t have to drive in reverse when I leave the lot.
by emkohlo August 22, 2018
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Ted Cruise

When you're desperately needed because of an unfolding catastrophe, but you skip out to go somewhere less stressful.
Them: We have a project due tomorrow, the boss shouting at me, and the clients have been calling nonstop for the last two hours! Where the hell is John!?

Me: Oh, he decided it sucks here, so he went on a Ted Cruise.
by Mike1281 February 18, 2021
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Ted bundy

Someone who isn’t hot no matter how many people on Twitter and tumblr say so.
He also killed, raped between 30-50 women in the span of 2 years. He burned body parts in his wife’s kitchen, had sex with dead bodies, bit, stalked and abused so many women and confessed to it all before he was electrocuted in 1989. If you think that man is a snacc get out cuz your disgusting
Man your not looking so fine today. Not as bad as ted Bundy tho he was a serial killer who was a disgusting human being!!!
by Jajwgsus April 18, 2020
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Ted Rogers it up

1: To take a dump in the facilities of Ryerson University's Ted Rogers School of Management building, located in Toronto, Ontario.
2: To become a wealthy entrepreneur and create a large media conglomerate.
1: Yo, I just ate a killer meal at Taco Time. I think it is time to Ted Rogers it up.
2: I just graduated and I still can't find a job. I think it is time to Ted Rogers it up.
by don_dangler March 24, 2010
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ted danson

Comical adjective used to describe an exclusive or luxury item. Used upon receiving an item to express a desire for a better version to satisfy one’s inflated ego. From the Seinfeld episode “The Finale” where George, expressing disgust at being given a small private plane, wants the same plane that Ted Danson would be given.
Now you get on the phone with Kimbrough, tell him what happened and tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one - the Ted Danson plane.
by C Provencal April 29, 2008
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