techno peasant 

Someone who has absolutely no idea how technology works and how to use it.

dude, your mom cant open her own email, what a techno peasant

wow, this noob is a freaking techno peasant he cant even find porn on the internets

techno peasant by Rocky1`21123123123 January 15, 2008

Techno Peasant 

Someone who knows nothing, or has limited knowledge about technology.

Sally - 'Whats the difference between internet and intranet?
Brett - 'God! you're the biggest techno peasant!'

Techno Peasant by rhiannonRIOT January 29, 2008

Techno Bomb

A Techno Bomb is a highly alcoholic shot taken in a double shooter shot glass it is 1/4 Everclear and 3/4 of a green or purple energy drink, Purple rayne Vex and Monsters are good.

Guy 1: Did you take many techno bombs last night
Guy 2: Ya it fucked me right up

Techno Bomb by Techno Bomber February 1, 2010

techno turd 

What your cell phone becomes when you drop it in the toliet.

I was texting Holly when I accidentally dropped my phone and it became a techno turd.

techno turd by harryhotard February 26, 2010

techno elbow 

a condition similar to tennis elbow which is caused by a full night fist pumping to techno music

"Had a great night last night, actually don't feel too rough, but I've got a severe case of techno elbow!"

techno elbow by kirstymac October 16, 2014

Techno Hippy 

An unemployed Techno DJ who likes putting dildo's and other objects in his ass

The girls warned each other not to go home with that DJ because he is a techno hippy.

Techno Hippy by DBD Kevin March 13, 2010

techno rave 

a sporatic movement by friends of techno-style dancing while scatting a bass beat together. Usually done after someone screams it.

Phillip shouted the words, and everybody started to techno rave.

techno rave by Cameron Leischer May 5, 2004