Swole Dick

A dick that is swollen from extra sexcular activities.

Man my swole dick hurts from that hoe burger last night.

by hotmuppetjuice March 12, 2009

problem solvered

Nineties catch phrase used within Australia. Originates from an ad campaign by the Solver Paints chain store.

Need paint? Problem solvered!

by _Steve April 9, 2008

swole

the fact that you are ripped, cut, buff, and or muscular as shit! hitting the gym hard and every day.

girl 1: omg have you seen Raul!?

girl 2: YES he's so swole! <3

by racer00 July 25, 2011

swelve

If your too drunk to say eleven and you want to say twelve there's swelve.

"I drank swelve bottle's of wiskey"

by jared December 6, 2002

Swollen Knuckle

The act of pinching one's scrotum between the fingers so a testicle is forced out between the knuckles, resulting in an apparent swollen knuckle.

Dude, I think I broke my finger. (Looking down at Swollen Knuckle) No wait, its just my testicle.

by Phibernaut June 27, 2009

Swovering

The act by which one attempts to swiffer the dusty floor yet barely touches the floor with any regularity.

Swiffering while hovering the Swiffer wand over the floor. Inches away is the appropriate distance to determine Swovering.

My Wife just "cleaned" the floor by swovering the dust collector unit 2 inches above the floor.

by Clevered March 14, 2019

swole

Swole: To be swole is to be an alpha. The leader of the pack. Swole is the epitome of being a man. Look no further than swolebay.com (swole-bay) to get yourself SWOLE AF!

Bro, you've been on swole-bay for sure, you're looking JACKED AF

by SwoleBay March 25, 2020