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a stitch in time saves nine

a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend
by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004
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Jewish Stitch Job

Jewish Stitch Job.

Receiving a blow job on a freshly circumcised penis (stitches intact), whilst smoking a bong to prevent over expansion
by Always nuvola October 19, 2017
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Does Stitch have Coronavirus?

No
Does Stitch have Coronavirus??
Nah B*tch
by Jsbjsbdkb March 26, 2020
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a stitch in time saves nine

Deal with problems early do they don’t become bigger problems. If you sew up a small tear in your clothes straight away, the tear won’t grow into a bigger tear that requires more sewing later.
The people: Why lockdown now?
Boris: Because, when it comes to COVID, a stitch in time saves nine.
by David Ch... September 23, 2020
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HOWE did he make stitches so fast???

He used his newly-invented sewing machine (duh!).
In a historic mid-1800's sewing-speed contest, Elias Howe was able to sew 250 stitches per minute on his mechanical wonder, as opposed to a mere thirty stitches that a group of professional seamstresses were able to make in that same allotment of time. I imagine that said fleet-fingered ladies exchanged astonished gawking stares and asked each other, "HOWE did he make stitches so fast???"
by QuacksO April 5, 2019
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If you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars

¨If you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars¨ is said when a person is going to fight another and is not afraid.
¨Hey puto you think you´re tough?, IF you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars¨
by DownerWee January 17, 2009
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Binky Stitch

(Noun)

Female with a rank kooter.
Travis Avery still wanted that 15 year old Binky Stitch even after the whole town ran a train on her.
by veelooo September 2, 2009
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