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A golden snitch (golden snitches plural) is a slang term coined in Toronto, Canada for people who snitch on other people, but especially people known for telling on other criminals while doing criminal activity themselves in order to stay out of trouble.

The term became popular in 2017 when the website goldensnitches.com was featured on CityTV News at 6 in Toronto, Canada.
Have you heard about Ramon and how he told the police on every drug dealer he knew to stay out of jail? That guy is definitely a golden snitch.
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by GoldenSnitches.com October 11, 2018
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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In hindsight, a better term for a great pussy.
Me: dude... guess what i caught last night?
Jordan: please not an STD
Me: haha no you jackass, i caught Sarah's golden snitch. took me about 45 minutes. then teh game was over.
by umbels February 04, 2010
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The small golden contraption used in the imaginary world of harry potter. The snitch is a fluttering orb in the game quidditch and whoever catches it is rewarded one hundred points and usually decides the outcome of a game.
by nuckfier January 22, 2013
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A metal ball bearing added to a paintball pot in a game of paintball, the stated reason usually being "to make things interesting". Ball bearings will usually "go in you", depending on the bearing and the gun.
"They're lucky they didn't get hit by the golden snitch"
by kzm193 March 23, 2017
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The act of pissing on a small Styrofoam ball and sticking into a girls vagina. The guy then eats the girl out as she clutches her thighs together to squeeze the pee into the guys mouth.
As I pulled Bridget's shirt off and pushed her on the bed I began to urinate onto a Styrofoam ball that Bridget would soon squeeze into my mouth as an act of maximum pleasure as an act of the Golden Snitch.
by Crackerjj540 January 09, 2010
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A girl with a very striking nose, a nose so striking it can be given Golden Snitch status, you want to touch the golden snitch!
Oh there's that girl with the Golden Snitch, I HAVE TO TOUCH IT!
by SazMac! August 19, 2007
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