Squimpy

Squimpy. As in squeezy quim. A person who is never satisfied and scrunches their face up at everything. They are often so uptight that they may also suffer from vaginismus. Favourite prey of university English professors.

Actor 1: That girl is so squimpy, I don't think I've ever seen her smile. I bet she'd still have that grimace even during sex.

Actor 2: Yeah, but you'd hatefuck the shit out of her and it'd be the greatest experience of your miserable twisted existence.

Actor1: Indeed.

by Drutski November 21, 2011

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squirmer

A word used to describe a person who is so wasted that he\she cannot control there body actions.

"You did so much drink/drugs last night that you turned into a right squirmer".

by Hardcore Hustla April 28, 2006

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Dark Squire

Dark Squire (countable noun, masculine)

A man of such caliber that nobody comes close to matching his unique charm, wit, good looks, physical strength and endurance, intelligence, sexual prowess or chivalry. Men aspire to be like him and women want to be with him. Nobody can unearth the secrets behind his magnetic ways. A studmuffin, only one with a brain and personality to match.

Young man looking over at idol: He's such a Dark Squire, I'll never be able to fill such boots. *sighs in awe, wonder, and a touch of despair*

by NiffuMNeJ November 1, 2009

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squire

a derogatory term for a person you know.

oi squire! get the fook off my chair

by davef February 12, 2004

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Squirehm.

Squir-em

not many people use this word. It means a man with a penis smaller than 6 inches.

Bob:"Hey bill, look at the guy over there"
Bill:"Oh yeah man he's a real squirehm."

or

Carson:"Man, last night sucked"
Sierra:"Why?"
Carson:"Because Brian was a total squirehm"

by JenTay February 6, 2008

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