Squimpy

Squimpy. As in squeezy quim. A person who is never satisfied and scrunches their face up at everything. They are often so uptight that they may also suffer from vaginismus. Favourite prey of university English professors.

Actor 1: That girl is so squimpy, I don't think I've ever seen her smile. I bet she'd still have that grimace even during sex.

Actor 2: Yeah, but you'd hatefuck the shit out of her and it'd be the greatest experience of your miserable twisted existence.

Actor1: Indeed.

Squimpy by Drutski November 21, 2011

squimpy

Someone who is extremely unexcellent. He thinks he is above the fray and takes the morale high ground, but in fact he is worst than the rest.

He's so squimpy!! I can't believe that squimp!!

squimpy by Assad November 1, 2008

Squimpy

Adjective: As in squimpy horse plinko

I played a squimpy game of horse plinko

Squimpy by SquimpPony November 23, 2025

Squimp 

To be or act as a fiend.
Often a term of endearment.

"Cj was supposed to be here tonight but he's being a squimp."
"What's up my squimp?'

Squimp by Ded_boi May 28, 2020

Squimpin 

If something is squimpin, its awesome, amazing, poggers.

A primal state of being that only chads and/or alphas can attain.

"Yoo, Steve got a lambo, thats squimpin!!!"
"Bro i just go $20, im squimpin."

Squimpin by Borkdoggo8 April 30, 2021

squimsy 

a mixture of squishy and flimsy used for defining objects

"man these water bottles have sure gotten squimsy"

squimsy by texmexgal February 3, 2010

squippy 

Squippy is a hard working, fast paced, enthusiastic person who works in a restaurant or bar. Usually a bartender or a bus boy, sometimes a cook. Squippies are usually young and relatively spiffy in attire. A real go-getter.

Look at Squippy over there! Go Squippy, go!
'or'
Hey Squippy how about a Rum and Pepsi when you have a minute.

squippy by Wiggum July 2, 2008