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take a squeege

That's great, but before we hit the road, I gotta squeege.
by The Sanitized Chicken. November 4, 2003
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squeeze me

Synonymous with "exsqueeze me" (i.e. comical variant form of "excuse me") but even more casual. It's an acceptable contraction because in British English speech the formal "excuse me" will often be rattled off informally as "'scuse me"; and so "exsqueeze me" naturally becomes "squeeze me".

Simplifying "exsqueeze" to "squeeze" has a logical linguistic appeal because of the context in which the phrase is used. Typically if a speaker wants to say "excuse me" it is because their movement / passage is in some way being obstructed by another person (i.e. the person to whom the statement is addressed). By conjuring up the notion of a request to be squeezed the deviant form is therefore highly appropriate: the act of squeezing would necessarily result in a constriction, which would in turn facilitate the original request (i.e. by being squeezed the speaker would become smaller, and so the obstruction which forced him to make the request would become less problematic).

It sounds absurd, and yet it makes perfect sense. A beautiful tweak!
When shuffling past an attractive lady on a narrow aircraft gangway: "squeeze me"
by Martin Rivers September 2, 2008
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Squeeze Cheese

To Fart, have flatulance, bad wind etc.
Dude, why did you squeeze cheese - that stinks !
by Zeflar July 1, 2004
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EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER

that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
by weave August 22, 2003
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Squeeze it

1. In men's gymnastics, Region 5's (and Marvin Kimble's) motto/catch phrase

2. Masturbation
1. "Did you see Stace Erv stick that dismount?!"
"Hell yeah thats how you squeeze it!"

2. "Dude, Jacoby already squeezed it twice and we've only been at camp for 45 minutes!"
by squeezeit555 August 15, 2010
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Squeezer to the dome

1. Miming a masturbatory action followed by a flinging action directed at the face of another person. While miming these actions one must yell "squeezer to the dome!"

2. Literally performing a masturbatory action followed by flinging semen at the face of another person. While performing these actions one must yell "squeezer to the dome!"
1. Getting laid off is a real squeezer to the dome.

2. I gave her a squeezer to the dome and she was mine forever.

3. In the film "The Silence of the Lambs" FBI Agent Clarice Starling got a real squeezer to the dome after she first met Hannibal Lecter.
by Johnny Looselips May 23, 2010
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Squeeze & Savor

To arouse oneself in the garage or woodshed to the tune of a 10 cd box set of nudie pics
"that guy really knows how to squeeze and savor"
by greggles January 11, 2004
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