bald spit of genius

n.

An intelligent male with receding hair, sometimes completely bald.

Lex Luthur is a bald spit of genius.

*The spit is sometimes misinterpreted as "spot"; this is incorrect

by Ballsackreligious November 8, 2004

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depressingly spicy

When a situation isn't how you want it to be, but it benefits you.

Person 1: "They don't have the expensive top I wanted to get in my size. It's so depressingly spicy."
Person 2: "Yeah you really wanted it but you didn't need it and you'll save your money."

by Catherine Dif January 30, 2019

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spiky

(British English slang):

adj: a jagged person, that is at times hard to get a long with.

even if my dad is not usually spiky, he does become spiky when he feels like pissing me off.

by Sexydimma September 27, 2013

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Hot and spicy

The act of shoving an open bottle of tobasco sauce in an ass and then riding a horse.

"We were at the ranch so I gave my girl the ol' hot and spicy last night."

by Ahahahahaoooowwwww September 3, 2014

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spit roasting

A three-way sex act in which a person is penetrated orally and either anally or vaginally.

Your mother got arrested, but was released after she let the cops spit-roast her on video.

by El Juanquero May 13, 2005

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go spit

1. Telling someone to essentially give up whatever they are asking/demanding that you do because you will not do it.

2. More generally, telling an individual to "go fuck yourself."

1. Danny Glover (Murtaugh) in 'Lethal Weapon':

Bad guy, as he punches Murtaugh in the mouth: (Tell me what you know about) The shipment, Mr. Murtaugh!

Roger Murtaugh, blood and sweat dripping, tied up in a chair: Go spit!

2. Fuckwit boss: You need to rethink the way you're doing things on the job here because you're borderline on getting a contract extension.

Employee: You don't have the first fucking clue what you're talking about - go spit.

by ElectroMusicFan February 2, 2008

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