The act of sitting in a hot tub, or bathe tub, farting and then inhaling the bubble fumes as they surface.
Friend1: So guys how do you like my new hot-tub?
Friend2: Dude it be the bomb!!!
You: Ya man, I'm totally Snorkel Dorfing my brains out!
Friend2: Dude it be the bomb!!!
You: Ya man, I'm totally Snorkel Dorfing my brains out!
by Dorf King December 9, 2010
Get the Snorkel Dorfingmug. When a man takes his penis and places the tip of it flush against the nostrils of his partner, then proceeds to ejaculate into his partner's nose.
That girl thought she was just getting your average facial, but little did she know I was about to perform the Norwegian Snorkeler
by Nasty Marloins February 28, 2011
Get the Norwegian Snorkelermug. when receiving oral delight a man places the testicles in the hoes mouth and the erect penis on her cheek, resembling a snorkel.
Theodore: while role-playing with your wife i decided to give her a jamaican snorkel.
Chuck: what's that!?
Theodore: none of your goddamn business! keep shitting on that midget.
Chuck: what's that!?
Theodore: none of your goddamn business! keep shitting on that midget.
by phatrick hoesbeastiority January 1, 2008
Get the jamaican snorkelmug. Completely penetrating ones head into anothers anal cavity and breathing by putting two straws in your nose
by Assbeggea696969 January 11, 2003
Get the Snorkelingmug. a sexual act when one straddles the face placing the balls in the eye sockets and the penis in the mouth...........resembling the three in a "v"
the man has to be facing the way of the recipients feet.....
the man has to be facing the way of the recipients feet.....
Nic gave that bitch a vulcan snorkel...........although it caused her to choke and she couldn't see shit.
by jere from smackjab April 18, 2008
Get the vulcan snorkelmug. A competitive game consisting of two or more teams battling each other in a shallow body of water, usually a shallow end of a swimming pool. The teams consist of two people and at least one of the two members must be male. The top male sits atop his partners shoulders straddling the lower partners head. The configuration of team members resembles a typical chicken fight stance with one small difference, the top member of the team is facing backwards in relation to his base partner. The position of the top partner leaves the top members genitals directly in contact with the base partners face. This configuration resembles the base partner "wearing" the top team member like a snorkel mask.
Once two or more teams are in fighting stances the rules are simple: the top members are competing against each other and try to topple the opposing teams until one team is left standing. The base members main objective is to stay standing upright, however they can kick each other or attempt to trip opposing teams under water. The last team left standing is the victor.
Once two or more teams are in fighting stances the rules are simple: the top members are competing against each other and try to topple the opposing teams until one team is left standing. The base members main objective is to stay standing upright, however they can kick each other or attempt to trip opposing teams under water. The last team left standing is the victor.
I went over to Hank and Betty's pool party last Saturday expecting to relax, but a crazy snorkel fight broke out. I left with a black eye and ripped swim trunks.
by ralphnader October 2, 2013
Get the snorkel fightmug. When you forcefully spit on your thigh, and finger it until you get friction burns. Then you have to snort up all of the remains.
by Slimmer January 16, 2017
Get the midwest snorkelmug.