Slippery Ass Syndrome 

When your asshole gets wet and brown after a few hours of not wiping fully.

“I was walking around today at work with a slippery asshole.”

I went to the bathroom to wipe and that shit came out brown and yellow aF.

I got slippery ass syndrome

Slippery Ass Syndrome by Ehnnrey June 19, 2018

Slippery Snake 

A back stabbing,lying, two faced hoe that likes to act fake to you and then goes behind your back.

Apparently *snakes name* is a slippery snake.

Slippery Snake by Adirondackhillbilly69 September 9, 2018

Slippery Marlin

Hung by the feet from a structure in a foreign country and a person of the same sex throat fucks you. (Girl on girl requires a strap on) popular among older out of college spring breakers or work trip people.

Did you hear about the annual sales trip?!? John slippery marlin’d with Mike. HR is loving it.

Jane purple slippery marlin’d jane.

Why is it called purple slippery marlin?
Color of the strap on.

Slippery Marlin by Trevor1983 April 13, 2019

Slippery Willy

The nickname given to former president Bill Clinton for slinging dick and being a sand-baggin son of a bitch.

Slippery Willy did have sexual relations with the woman.

Slippery Willy by Gator Johnny July 8, 2019

Slippery straw 

A straw, when given from a batista, where she makes it slippery by sliding it between her pu$$y lips before putting it in the drink.

Barista: Would you like a slippery straw with your white chocolate white coffee mocha?

Dustyman: yes please! I love getting a slippery straw!

Slippery straw by bigjaydaddy May 5, 2020

Slippery Samson 

First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.

Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.

Slippery Samson by JazzyJews September 20, 2020

Slippery Timmy 

Any sex act involving the use of a poker chip as an instrument of penetration, said sex act naturally requiring significant amounts of lube.

I was keeping up while the class was talking parlays and hardways but when they got to Slippery Timmys I knew i needed to find a real casino.

Slippery Timmy by FunkyTuba January 30, 2021