A tall brunette slut who every guy wants to get in bed with. She seems like a tomboy but is a total savage in bed. Virgin? Nah, se put out when she was 12.
by Some dumb fuck February 09, 2017
The Defination for the Word simon is:
an enormous, hairy dump that tickles your insides as it slides out!
an enormous, hairy dump that tickles your insides as it slides out!
by Semaj enolo November 24, 2009
A retarded kid who does very stupid stuff all the time. He is short and usually gets female attention but as he is so retarded he goes for ones that live in other countries. When first meeting Simon people instantly know he is special with autism, down syndrome or something else. Simon also thinks he is good at Counter-Strike but plays for himself, does not help teammates and also does not take any criticism.
by HamstersRevenge November 04, 2018
The most idiotic person and biggest dick head you will ever meet. He is ugly as f*** and may seem smart and nice. But watch out, he will change very quickly. He is extremely cocky and not at all humble. He is mean and nasty and will gang up on you and do anything to get his way.
by plop central November 10, 2018
A Simon is a rare kind of human thing. Indeed, it's the only human thing more gay than the 1D.
He is stupid and thinks he is the best guy ever.
He teachs obvious things to random people.
He wants everybody to be his BFF.
He is so gay that gay word was made for him.
He is stupid and thinks he is the best guy ever.
He teachs obvious things to random people.
He wants everybody to be his BFF.
He is so gay that gay word was made for him.
Simon - hai goys, today iz best gui evr
Somebody reasonable - OH NO AGAIN, A SIMON
Simon - iz sad
*Somebody reasonable kicked Simon*
Somebody reasonable - OH NO AGAIN, A SIMON
Simon - iz sad
*Somebody reasonable kicked Simon*
by Not s0r00t at all July 13, 2014
A Simone is typically a shallow self-obsessed type of person that lives in a delusional fantasy world. Hungry for fame and adoration, she will stop at nothing to get what she wants, even if it means stabbing her friends in the back. Simones can be charming, but ultimately they are empty, soulless, parasitic people. Don't ever try to hold them accountable for their bad behavior because they will revert into petulant children.
She seemed like a nice person but when I discovered that every word she ever said was a lie, then I knew she was a Simone.
by Sisemen June 01, 2017
To act romantic in a neurotic way that makes others smile. The feeling of being semi-suffocated triggered by the opposite sex acting mushy.
by simonesita January 13, 2014